Wemoon Unite

Your freindly local bimonthly communist paper, the Cobbler, has printed another issues blaming capitalists the government and men for everything from depleted uranium in Vieques to political prisoners in Turkey.

There was something extra special about this issue. The Cobbler advertised the "Wemoons Army." From the article and advertisement in the newspaper, we have gathered that it is an ultra-feminist army that models itself after the Soviet Red Army. The "Wemoons Army" (obviously not compromised of any english majors) "trains, educates confronts, reports, agitates and mobilizes." Soon they could become a threat to National Security. Perhaps they should be aquainted with another intresting army like the Montana Freemen. They could organize a mixer, because militant activists do get lonely.

The advertisement for the "wemoons army" also meintions that they are pro-choice, anti-capitalist and they have the ability to redecorate property. Are they Trotski-like landscape designers? or are they just bored women who cannot spell? We at the Cornell Review could careless.